06-25-2010, 01:02 PM
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Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Diva
Preferred Pronoun?:
Diva
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Chez Diva
Posts: 11,879
Thanks: 9,263
Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts
Rep Power: 0
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorp
The Exchange between the Cop and Diva:
 "excuse me Miss, what do you plan on doing with that turkey baster?"
 "officer assume the position or else"
"Ma'am, put your hands behind your back and come with me"
 "Gladly officer, and please don't be gentle!"
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You SO were not there!
I mean......LOOK! There's a chicken! 
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