Thread: I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail
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Old 07-01-2010, 10:23 PM   #1
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Default I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail
Share them here, your worst lines ever.

You know the ones, no sooner do they escape your lips than you know tonight is decidedly not your night to get laid.


One that didn't work for me:

"You're interesting like a case study."
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