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PinkieLee · 07-02-2010, 08:52 AM

Well, I can't remember any Chandler (hey G) moments that I've done myself, but the worst pickup line I've ever been dished was...

*Butch walks up wearing a cowboy hat*
"Hey honey, wanna dance?"

Me ~ "Not right now, but thanks"

"Well, can I buy you a drank?"

Me ~ "I'm good, thank you though".

"Ok, well can I take you out to sometime? I promise I'm a gentleman and take my hat off when I eat.... I wouldn't want to make you bowlegged."

Me ~ "WOW... ok, you can buy me that beer now!"

07-02-2010, 08:52 AM	#11
PinkieLee Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: I need ya boo, gotta see ya boo Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Big Money Texas Posts: 4,708 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,309 Thanked 13,074 Times in 3,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Well, I can't remember any Chandler (hey G) moments that I've done myself, but the worst pickup line I've ever been dished was... Butch walks up wearing a cowboy hat "Hey honey, wanna dance?" Me ~ "Not right now, but thanks" "Well, can I buy you a drank?" Me ~ "I'm good, thank you though". "Ok, well can I take you out to sometime? I promise I'm a gentleman and take my hat off when I eat.... I wouldn't want to make you bowlegged." Me ~ "WOW... ok, you can buy me that beer now!"