one used on me...
in my early 20s,in a str8 bar with a some friends...guy is eyeing me for some time...after a few "courage" drinks he walks over to me and my friends and starts chatting me up..im civil but not paying much attention to it...he leans WAY too far in my space and loudly says "i like to eat pussy" without missing a beat i turned to him,smiled, and said "what a coincidence so do i"...my friends fell out of their chairs laughing.
one i have used--ONLY once! lol
mid to late 20s...gay bar..drunk beyond words..standing at bar talking to bartender,and this woman walks up with this HUGE breasts..i turn,offer to buy her a drink and in same breath(looking AT her breasts) i say "im gonna need a soft pillow for my head,can you come home with me?"
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