Thread: I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail
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Old 07-02-2010, 02:31 PM   #43
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Originally Posted by Scorp View Post
... a dick the size of a gherkin....
Oh where was this line when I was bartending???

I used to just tell them that measuring from the asshole forward was cheating...
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