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betenoire · 07-03-2010, 01:19 AM

True story.

I was on the bus, reading. Which is pretty much what I do - I ride buses and read. Some guy sits beside me and says "hi. what are you reading?" So I show him the cover of my book. (It was Love in the Time of Cholera)

he says "um. What's chool-era?"

game over.

07-03-2010, 01:19 AM	#53
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