[Mister Bent]

Originally Posted by turasultana

I guess mr. bent is special and gets a birthday week yes? way to drag it out.

Happy (early!) Birthday!!

I am special dammit. Special like Sally Field and you like me. Dammit.

Originally Posted by Braedon

Actually, it IS one of the other 364!

Originally Posted by Medusa

I shoulda known Bent was a Cancer!

Happy Day!

Now, what's that supposed to mean?

Why I oughta!

Originally Posted by betenoire

Happy Birthday, Asshole!

I have picked out these shoes. Not for you, but for your next ladyfriend. I'm sure you'll love her in them!

Thanks, Bitch!

The shoes are perfect, after she's done stomping the crap out of me, she can just shoot me!

Originally Posted by princessbelle

Happy Birthday Mister Bent!!!!!!

I hope today and this year are your best ever...

Thank you, things are definitely on the upswing!

Originally Posted by June

Happy Birthday. And yeah, I should have known you were a Crazy Cancer too. I feel surrounded by them, Virgo's and Leo's.

I hope this year has a happy ending for you. Kind of like the massages you can get in the Tenderloin.

Crazy cancer?! You have me confused for some other sign, clearly. I am warm and fuzzy and a pure delight.

You're giving me a massage with happy ending for my birthday? Thanks! Just make sure she's a redhead!