Oh, so many things...
I would have studied more in high school. I also would not have sacrificed one entire semester in college in favor of the party scene. One semester of nothing but drunken fuckery was not worth the 5 F's on my transcript and is causing me stress as I apply for a new job and work on a change in grad school plans.
I wouldn't have gotten married right after college. We thought it was a great idea because we were both gay, and we were both two kids from the country too scared of disappointing our families. Bad idea!
I wouldn't have wasted so many years worrying about my father's opinion.
I would have told my grandfather how much he meant to me before he died.
I would not have eaten those shrimp at the chinese buffet. :/
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