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lyric · 07-09-2010, 10:03 PM

So, a little while back, Toxic and I had come home and were in the public courtyard area in front of our apartment building. There were other people around... some kids, some mothers, probably some grounds people.

I noticed that the shorts Toxic was wearing were the type of workout/gym shorts with the snaps up the seams, you know, for easy removal at the gym, I suppose. They reminded me of stripper pants, so I say, "Hey, nice stripper shorts!" Toxic flashes a sly smile, slithers her leg to the side (and trust me, she is not the slithery type so that alone was funny) and says, "Why, yes, yes they are..." and proceeds to pull on the side of her shorts. Later, she said she intended to only undo one of the snaps, to be funny, but she actually ripped her pants completely off of herself. As she stood there in her t-shirt, sneakers, and boxer briefs trying desperately to hold the scrap of fabric in front of her... then behind her... then in front of her... I stood there doubled over with laughter, unable to be of any assistance whatsoever for fear that if I stood up straight, I would literally piss myself. Oh, what a fond (and funny) memory that is!

Just some randomness that I thought I'd share!

07-09-2010, 10:03 PM	#3004
lyric Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: quiet and content Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Springfield, VA Posts: 88 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 161 Thanked 303 Times in 56 Posts Rep Power: 3971634	So, a little while back, Toxic and I had come home and were in the public courtyard area in front of our apartment building. There were other people around... some kids, some mothers, probably some grounds people. I noticed that the shorts Toxic was wearing were the type of workout/gym shorts with the snaps up the seams, you know, for easy removal at the gym, I suppose. They reminded me of stripper pants, so I say, "Hey, nice stripper shorts!" Toxic flashes a sly smile, slithers her leg to the side (and trust me, she is not the slithery type so that alone was funny) and says, "Why, yes, yes they are..." and proceeds to pull on the side of her shorts. Later, she said she intended to only undo one of the snaps, to be funny, but she actually ripped her pants completely off of herself. As she stood there in her t-shirt, sneakers, and boxer briefs trying desperately to hold the scrap of fabric in front of her... then behind her... then in front of her... I stood there doubled over with laughter, unable to be of any assistance whatsoever for fear that if I stood up straight, I would literally piss myself. Oh, what a fond (and funny) memory that is! Just some randomness that I thought I'd share!