My offspring's current facebook status has had me giggling ever since I caught sight of it last night:
"I had a dream that my school was connected to a sweet shop with pocky scattered everywhere and there was a brand of jelly called Why Wear Vagina Ears? The packet was covered with pigs on springs. The rest of the dream was a documentary on sea snakes then standing on a water boy trying not to fall into a sea full of snakes."
She's 15, and like many kids, is often the funniest when she's not trying to be.