[durrrrrrrr]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Strutt

So I shared the story of durrrrrrrr's trimmers/gas grill adventures with my parents while I was there (you know I had to, bro ). Later on, when I went out to power-wash the lanai, my dad told me to make sure I didn't drag the extension cord into the pool. To which I, of course, replied, "Don't worry, Dad...I'm not Jordan."

Sometimes the material is handed to you on a platter

uh, should i tell ya about what happened this past spring?

i was puttin the big ass twigs / tree limbs that had fallen from the winter into the fire pit. well, they was kinda wet so i figured they just needed a little help to catch em on fire and burn em. so, i had a small amount , well it seemed like a small amount of gasoline from last year i thought would be perfect to give that fire a little incentive. well, it was to much gasoline...lol. the fire shot up about 20 feet into the air, next thing i knew the branch that is / was 20 feet above the fire pit is now on fire. so, what do i do, i take a picture of it...lmao. it didnt take long for the fire to chill out and go back to normal height but i thought for sure someone from the neighborhood was gonna call the fire department.