[2myladyblue]

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

When someone says..."A penny for your thoughts..." and you 'put your in'....what happens to the other penny?

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted and musicians denoted?

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

I"m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose....it'll be much harder to detect!

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.