Dear 'puregrrl' (if that is your real name),
I don't know if you'll actually see this, since you're probably busy posting crappy music in the 'What are you listening to now' thread, but I (and others) wanted to wish you a happy birthday!
It's difficult to find the right words and images to do this sort of thing justice. I found this, for example:
And it reminded me of you! Because you totes do that, except not intentionally, and not always around teenagers.
You're pretty square, puregrrl. You're kinda un-hip and a you're a poster child for stuffwhitepeoplelike.com (especially the one about the Toyota Prius, even though it's a Honda.)
But you're also a good and decent human being. You have a kind and generous heart. If you're occasionally a tad literal-minded, you still have an empathetic soul moved by music and people and cupcakes. You have friends, of which I am grateful to be one.
So happy birthday, puregrrl! The world's a better place with you in it!
And now, a serenade from one of your favorite crappy bands.
P.S.: Please present yourself tomorrow morning at
2525 Bardstown Road.