[Rook]

After watching Annie last night, and fully understanding the Plot {Closed Captioning nowadays}
Every now and then I'd mumble "are u kidding me with this ?"
And since I got time to waste, I'll show u what I came up with

Dumb Dog {As thought by SANDY}

Dumb dog,
Why are you following me?

{Dumb bitch, why did u rescue my ass?}

I ain`t got a crumb dog,

{Wasn't asking..}

How about lettin` me be?

{You started it by defending meee}

I ain`t gon-na feed you,
Ain`t got a scrap for you.
Need you.

{U seem to need food more than me,
Are these insults really needed?}

Don`t give a crap for you.

{ditto}

Dumb dog dumb-er than they come dog.

{Fake reddddd, lice-infested idiot}

You`re the most presumin` dog
That a human could know.

{You're one to Talk,
I need roof so...lead the waaaaay}


Sandy {as thought by SANDY}

Fifi, That ain`t a name for this mutt.

{I got a few names for u, twit}

So how about Champion?
Champion you`re anything but.

{Look who's fuckin' talkin}

We could call him Tiger, But there`s no bite in him,

{Aww, Rawrrr, baby}

Tiger!Kittens would frighten him.

{U and me, bitch, out back, let's go}

Rover! When you think it over,
Rover is the perfect name for this dumb look-in` dog.

{Again with the insults...I like rover though, weeeee}


Sandy, Sandy`s his name if you please.

{Someone smack her wig off, please}

If you don`t be-lieve me ask anyone of the fleas

{or her Lice, it was a sudden decision, I'm hungry 'nuff said}

Residing on Sandy,
True he ain`t pedigreed, Sandy, there ain`t no better breed.

{Oh now she's nice, fake hypocrite}


And he really comes in handy,
`Specially when you`re all alone in the night
and you`re small and terribly frightened it`s
Sandy, Sandy who`ll always be there!

{U bettah recognize Bitches...}