Susan Bell, mild-mannered secretary, thinks that pirates, space aliens, and lesbians are only found in pulp adventure novels. Until she is kidnapped by lesbian pirates from outer space:
http://rosalarian.com/lesbianpirates/?p=1 And finds out that she's one of them! You don't have to be a lesbian, a pirate or a space alien to read this web comic, but it helps.
See also: "Does that earring mean you're a pirate?"
"Kinda."