07-29-2010, 11:02 PM
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BFP Angel
How Do You Identify?:
Femme
Relationship Status:
Yes I have a status.
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: I ride a cowboy in Rodeo in the communist nation of the isle of cali.
Posts: 334
Thanks: 310
Thanked 246 Times in 98 Posts
Rep Power: 3700738
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme
please don't put the lube and the ben-gay next to each other in the nightstand.
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Oh heavens to betsy I agree except don't place the ben gay next to the lube but please please please place the icy hot or ginger next it thank you.
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme
never be a jealous control freak.
it's not seksi.
you know right?
phone rings: who are you talking to
you're on the computer: looking over your shoulder
you go out with the girls: guess who shows up.
1+1=2 and I am not 50% of anything.
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I thought 1 + 1 = 3
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme
oh.
never get jealous of the love a potential mate has for their fur babies.
you will lose.
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I never have understood how someone could be jealous of their partner's pet.
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme
and for god's sake, don't ever fuck whilst wearing nothing but socks.  |
Oh heaven's to betsy please do NOT come out wearing snoopy tighty's and Mr. Bendy then get insulted because I am double over with laughter to tears.
sweetcali
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