[Kenna]

Originally Posted by Diva

One Saturday morning, my then~partner let me sleep in and she got up to fix breakfast for all of us.....my youngest child, who was still in a diaper at night, marched into the kitchen, her little hands on her hips, and said, "Lynne! I'm a mess!! CHANGE MY PANTS!!!"

When I want to embarrass her today, I tell that story. She gave me a lot of good material!

LOL that reminds me of a story about my uncle (who's now a Doctor)... The church they attended was very very strict "Old Order" (where the women still don't have a say in things...and the "elders" run the show)... During one Revival meeting, around the time my uncle was being potty trained, several visiting Elders and Deacons were gathered outside near the old out house, my uncle - then a little red-headed fire cracker - stepped out of the "john" with his pants around his ankles and stuck his butt up to an Elder and said "wipe my butt"... Knowing these Elders as I grew up with them, I can just imagine their faces!!