[Passionaria]

When my youngest daughter was maybe 5, we were grocery shopping before the holidays. And in the back of the grocery store were freezers bulging full of holiday turkeys. She looked them up and down then began to skip up and down the isle singing loudly to the tune of the show COPS:

Bad turkeys, bad turkeys
whatcha going to do
whatcha going to do
when they come for you

Bad turkeys, bad turkeys
whatcha going to do
whatcha going to do
when they come for you

Everyone shopping in the back of the store stopped to chuckle.Pashi