08-05-2010, 02:40 AM
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Vintage Ooops: a sleepy femme needs to take the Frontier for an errand, which was parked at a horrible angle very close to the weight-supporting beams of the carport, so she wiggles into the truck and makes her plan of attack.
Well.....when making plans of attack early in the morning and on little sleep, one should consider that one's plans might be made backwards if looking in the rearview mirror while making them. 
*crunch*
*screech of metal on metal*
Um, yeah. 
The girlfriend at the time was PISSED that I hurt her baby, which is really funny because I'm the one that bought the truck.
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