High school edition
1. I had pink hair in my senior year.
2. I won a national merit scholorship which i found about by hearing it over the loudspeaker while I was in the smoking lounge smoking pot out of an apple.
3. I refused to take AP Biology cause you had to dissect a cat.
4. I punched out a guy in the cafeteria cause he grabbed my friend Michael's ass while calling him a "fairy"
5. I was a brown belt in Kyokushinkai Karate
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