- I can make your poodle look like a topiary given enough time.
- I will pick up snakes if I know they are not poisonous (I don't love the Lord enough, Dusa).
- I have no middle name legally-yet.
- I cannot pass up creme brulee on a dessert menu.
- I often want things for years without ever actually getting them.
Crouton: A Poodle With Pride. RIP. 7/6/91-1-04/99 My beloved first poodle.