The end of the counter is MINE ! All others are liable to get keelhulled for placing items on MY COUNTER SPACE !
Paleeeez, dont roll my socks...one gets all stretchy and I hate bunches of socks around my toes, HATE THAT.
Laundry= HOT WATER...White load, Dark load, and then whatever is leftover gets stored until there's enough to do a like-color load...
Kitchen gets cleaned if its the last thing I do at night...always.
Sofa pillows go back to their assigned place at the end of the day.
Coffee has to be piping hot...I put hot water in my cup while I wait for my pot to brew.
After making a sandwhich I must have a bite in the kitchen (what if I forgot a necessary ingredient?)
Toothpaste? Walk away from the tube and no one gets hurt. Middle squeezers must run...
I better stop now before Ms. Fru has second thoughts about moving in...