So here's an amusing story for all you Macheads:
Jack got the new iPhone4 for me for my birthday yesterday. Cool, right? I was all excited to start using it but when I plugged it in to update it, it informed me that I had to upgrade my version of iTunes to be able to use my phone.
I hit the little "software update" thing and it kept saying "no new updates found".
Eventually, after a little research I discovered that in order to update my iTunes to 10, that I would have to upgrade Safari.
Tried to upgrade Safari and was informed that I had to upgrade my entire OS! I was still running Leopard 10.2
So after overnighting the Snow Leopard disk to myself, a 4 hour backup, and 3 different downloads, I'm finally able to use my iPhone! WEEEEE!