1. I never broke a bone or had surgery...knock on wood (but my gull bladder hates me right now...don't let them take it!)
2. I may be butch/boi/daddie/master but I have a phobia about missing organs and blood transfusions and germs and nail files and weird fabrics....DON'T FREAK ME OUT!
3. My biggest pet peeve is WHINING! SHUT UP! I KILL YOU! That goes for kids, adults and animals...There is a God and She made Duck Tape!
4. I will eat anything that doesn't eat me first...with the exception for things that smell strange or are dirty and may have germ growing qualities that are beyond my tolerance to number 2. Unless of course the thing violates number 3 in which case I will turn around and commit a number 1 on it and eat it on general principle for pissing me off.
5. I am generally very calm despite all of the above and am a teddy bear of sorts. I love nature and strolls through the forest, mountains, desert, prairie, whatever. I have camped all my life, began skiing at age 3, scuba and boxing since age five and many other adventures. Just don't make the bear angry or poke the bear when it sleeps.