[Hack]

...you'd know I'm very quiet and shy in person.
...but you'd know that at work I am kind of like Ari Gold of Entourage, except I am much nicer to my assistant.
...you'd know that no matter what, I can never listen to anyone deliver I speech that I have written.
...you'd know that while I have a very visible job, I hate being the center of attention in any way, shape or form and prefer to be very deep behind the scenes in just about everything.
...you'd know I have old-fashioned manners and I use them.
...you'd know that I do good staff work in both my work and personal life.