1. I'm never bored and I can't recall ever using the phrase "I'm bored."
2. I sleep on my couch every night even though I own a perfectly good bed.
3. I go to the ocean at least once a week.
4. I'm a single parent.
5. One of my professors this semester is notorious for being very mean. I think I stop breathing for the three hours I spend in her class each week.
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