Im-Only-Speeding-Cause-I-Really-Have-To-Poop
Like what you see? Dial 1-800-YOU-WISH
How's my driving 1-800-BITE-ME
Uncle Sam Wants You To Speak English
Take Revenge - Shit On A Pigeon
I'd smack you but shit splatters
I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have
Save a cow--eat a vegetarian
I kiss boys that used to be girls
Lord, help me to be the person my cat thinks I am.
Facisim: concentrated private control of wealth, control of information, massive investment/manufacture of arms and military equipment, suppression of labor movements... sound familiar?
That cell phone would look better sticking out of your Ass
I'm only driving like this to piss you off
Work harder millions on welfare dependon you
Your kid might be an honor student but your still an idiot
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
BAD COP! - NO DONUT
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
My podcast beat up your blog
My carbon footprint is bigger than yours
The Ass Family:
Smart
Dumb
Lazy
Wise
Kiss