10-04-2010, 10:30 PM
|
#18
|
|
Joy Seeker
How Do You Identify?:
Smartly-Flavored
Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess
Relationship Status:
Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
Posts: 10,140
Thanks: 13,636
Thanked 28,123 Times in 6,414 Posts
Rep Power: 21474862
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ursy
Many thanks in advance for sharing your knowledge so generously.
I have a big can of whup-ass and I just don't know what to do with it, and I'd hate for it to go to waste.
|
Dearest Ursy, I'm going to share something with you that my beloved mama taught me.
If you have left over Whup-Ass, you didn't do it right the first time. Y0u see Whup-Ass magically attaches to the thing or person you have opened it on. By holding some back, you are doing two things.
1. You are not delivering a full serving of Whup Ass as recommended by the FDA for daily intake.
2. You risk having it go bad. And that's bad. Real bad. Because Whup-Ass has to go somewhere once opened. Unused Whup-Ass can bubble over and splatter those you love. Never a pretty sight.
Now go back and use it all up like a good girl.
|
|
|