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Old 10-05-2010, 11:17 AM   #9
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Default Crashing your party.....

Hi, my name is Max and I am not a dog. In fact, I don't think I like dogs since I discovered that a couple of weeks ago when I ran outside and almost met the neighbor's dog face to face. Good thing mommy was there and that thing they call a fence.

Momma tells me that she used to have dogs, but I'm glad she doesn't anymore. No offense intended but I'm a cat, that's just how I roll.

Anyway, since I am at a safe distance I thought I might crash your party and say hi. Growl all you want - I can't hear you. Heh.

I have a brother named Ember who I like to pounce on all the time. He's older than me, but that doesn't mean he runs the house. Despite popular belief, I am the king of my castle - know what I'm sayin? I secretly love my brother and wish he'd snuggle me - Momma thinks when I am not so hyper active, it just might happen one day. That would be really cool because I do like to snuggle when I'm not bouncing of the walls.

I really love where I live cause I have boxes full of toys and a Tigger and a Pooh Bear that I play with when Ember isn't in the mood. Momma and Mommy also spoil me with warm fuzzy blankies and tons of kissins' and huggins' - it sure beats that cage I was in when they first came to visit me.

Well, that's my story for now. I would chat you up some more, but momma says I have ADD and an attention span shorter than an ant's toe. I don't know what she mea .... OOO look, a ball........
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