hey...
i dont talk much... but... i saw all you outing yourself and figured i might as well venture into the social sphere...
my name's max too... but i aint no danged cat... im a jack russell... and yeah... im a little overweight... but i think its just my nature... my person... blass... rescued me about 6 months ago... i gotta brother that looks alot like blass... i keep trying to tell them i am a grown dog... they keep talking to me like im a puppy... i am the alpha dog... and i love my new home... i make sure no other things come into our yard... its a really really long yard... so... with my little legs sometimes it takes me a looooong time to get to whatever is down by the road... and then i am usually all tuckered out by the time i get back to my house....
i gotta friend named edgrr... he is a grey tabby and he is a SOB... he has lots of attitude... can you believe he bites my ppl???? all the time he does... and... since he is so little he gets to sit on my blass... he sits on this thing i am typing on all the time too... he likes to lick his privates when he sits on this keyboard thing... yeah... he stalks me... i ignore him... long as he stays away from my moo and my rabbit and MY treats... ill let him stay... he thinks he is boss... i let him... well... sometimes i have to make him go away... i get nervous a lot because i was abused at that other place... i am really afraid of hairbrushes... and... hate it when anyone raises their voice... slowly but surely i am realizing that this is a home i can truly relax in tho...
its good to be a dog in this house...
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