Well my take over the world liberal gay agenda is all about giving up my Sunday to grade papers. I am trying to get ahead because finals are coming due and so are final papers urgh. So I am trying to gaily educate my grammar stunted students in the fine art of putting a sentence together

My girlfriend's gay agenda is equally shocking: she's watching goodfellas and rearranging the kitchen and doing laundry - sometimes all at the same time. I'm not a multi-tasker. I can only do one thing at a time
Rufus