dont think you are taking my side of the bed
dont complain about my dog. She stays. You wont.
she can pee on the floor. Dont even think of it.
dont leave dishes in the LR for me to pick up
ditto for the bedroom
if you raise your voice to me you best be sitting down. If you stand up, and yell, its intimidating and I will not respond well. Fair warning.
I dont care which way you put the TP on, just put it on when it runs out on your shift
if you go into the dryer to get something out, take them all out AND FOLD THEM.
dont leave one swig of anything in the fridge and not tell me or not pick it up yourself at the store.
pet food, milk for coffee and TP are the three things this house must never run out of. And I am not the only responsible adult in this relationship. Remember this.
dont not clean the sex toys. Nasty dirty bad in a not good way
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Pole bachit, a lis chuye.
The field sees, the forest hears
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