Do not be mean to my son. Simon... He is the cutest sweetest puppy in the whole world.
Do not ever ask me to get rid of my son. Wont happen I will walk away from you so fast.
Do not be non chalant in regards to my moms death. It had a huge impact on my life and its made me who I am today. I miss her daily every day.
Understand that I am closterphobic. I will not sleep on the inside of my bed by the wall. So please dont ask me to move my spot in the bed
Do not ask me to do the dishes and then complain when I do them. Or any household chores for that matter...
Never introduce me as a friend to your ex's or friends when we are together
And last but not least. You know the chocolate ho ho's in my pantry? DO NOT touch one of them. (Joking)
And for the love of God dont touch anything of mine chocolate...
