[Linus]

Get up.
Gaze at the rain and curse the various rain god/goddesses for ruining a morning ride.
Pray for better weather for afternoon ride.
Do email and forum checks.
Annoy co-workers.
Try to wake g/f and promptly get ignored by said-g/f
Call Ikea for delivery date and time. Given the choice between sometime today and an eon.
Peruse articles on Huff Post. Laugh hysterically and wake up pugs.
Feed puglettes and swear that it sounds like a barnyard.
Annoy Cranky Cat.
Respond to annoyed co-workers.
Find podcasts to listen to while do work.
Bike for an hour and bit this aft.
Read stuff for work to ensure that title of "Senior Know-It-All" is accurate
Feed face.
Sleep blissfully.