Im having a junky day at work.
Mainly because this insane woman keeps calling me complaining about how the person who works the morning half of my job ISNT HERE.
Conversation:
Her: "I want to talk to X about the job cancel"
Me: "X leaves every day at 1pm and I've already handled the cancellation"
Her: "Well, X needs to send out a memo about their work hours"
Me: "I'll let them know. Was there anything else?"
Her: "Because I have been emailing X for 2 hours and he isnt responding."
Me: "Right. X leaves every day at 1pm."
Her: "So you've handled the job? I guess that X will also be leaving at 1pm tomorrow?"
Me: "Yes, it is handled and YES, X leaves every day at 1pm."
Her: "Nobody has ever told me that. Someone needs to communicate with us about the schedules."
Me: "Right. I can send out an email if you like."
Her: "It isnt going to work with him leaving work early every day. He needs to stay longer."
Me: "We can talk about it in our staff meeting if you like, but this is a job share, X works the morning shift, I work the afternoon shift."
Her: "Well, he needs to answer his email"
Me: "He wasnt here to answer them. He left at 1pm. Your email came in at 1:14pm"
Her: "You mean he doesnt stay a few minutes extra in case someone might need to contact him?"
Me: "No. X leaves every day at 1pm."
Her: "Well nobody every told me...."
SCRREEEAAAAMMMMMMMMM.