If you were meant to be a cow, karma would have made you such!
Chewing.
The sound of it, the sight of it.
I mean seriously?
Yes, it's something that must be done to get that delicious food down. However, it's not necessary (ever) to smack ones lips after said bite, or do so with ones mouth open OR for that matter do it so that I have to hear it.
I like quiet.
Eat a chip? Suck on it a little first to squelch the crunch.
Yes, I know that the piece of pie was tasty, but you ate it, enjoyed it and you DON'T have to smack your lips afterwards in appreciation.
I mean what the hell?
When I was younger I used to build a fortress of cereal boxes around me just so I wouldn't have to hear or see my sister.
Call me crazy but I still will if you're loud or I can see you. Ick!!
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