Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick.
Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch
Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
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If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
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