After seeing this, I must learn to crochet:
http://www.wikihow.com/Crochet-a-Yip-Yip-Alien
I envision an entire SWEATER made up of Yip Yip aliens crocheted together (after first being crocheted themselves.) Which I would then wear proudly and without shame, gazing with rueful condescension at the unkindness of the laughing masses, who know not what they mock.