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nycfem · 11-06-2010, 10:52 PM

1. Once a boifriend broke up with me in order to be with a woman named Jenica. I was so jealous and thought, "If only I'd been named Jenica I'd be the unique and special one."

2. Tonight I was at a small dinner party at my brother, Dave, and his husband, Jan's, apartment, and we were having a competition where each person must choose three words to google with quotes around the phrase, and the winner is the one with the fewest number of hits. BUT the catch is that you must get at least one hit or you're out of the game entirely. I won! I chose "blissed out beaver" and a single hit came up (Google if you're curious what it was- it wasn't porn!). My brother came in second with "passion triple sec" (45 hits).

3. I have nighttime insomnia, middle of the night insomnia, and morning insomnia. And that's even with having gone caffeine-free for over 3 years! My mom said I have been like that since I was a baby. My husbutch sleeps like a log. I'm envious!

4. I don't know how I dated femmes for so long without realizing...

5. Once as a teenager I cooked chicken pot pies for my parents that had individual dough handles like a basket. I felt so proud!

11-06-2010, 10:52 PM	#1045
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,793 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,452 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	1. Once a boifriend broke up with me in order to be with a woman named Jenica. I was so jealous and thought, "If only I'd been named Jenica I'd be the unique and special one." 2. Tonight I was at a small dinner party at my brother, Dave, and his husband, Jan's, apartment, and we were having a competition where each person must choose three words to google with quotes around the phrase, and the winner is the one with the fewest number of hits. BUT the catch is that you must get at least one hit or you're out of the game entirely. I won! I chose "blissed out beaver" and a single hit came up (Google if you're curious what it was- it wasn't porn!). My brother came in second with "passion triple sec" (45 hits). 3. I have nighttime insomnia, middle of the night insomnia, and morning insomnia. And that's even with having gone caffeine-free for over 3 years! My mom said I have been like that since I was a baby. My husbutch sleeps like a log. I'm envious! 4. I don't know how I dated femmes for so long without realizing... 5. Once as a teenager I cooked chicken pot pies for my parents that had individual dough handles like a basket. I felt so proud!