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Jesse · 11-13-2010, 11:30 PM

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns

Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex? ~From the television show The Golden Girls

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. ~Bob Hope

11-13-2010, 11:30 PM	#4748
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,783 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Sex... Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex? ~From the television show The Golden Girls My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. ~Bob Hope __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”