[scootebaby]

Originally Posted by ravfem

Dear **********,

i fill your gaping hole with my nastiness, and you wash it all clean. i sometimes leave you filled for days on end, reaching deep inside to take what i need from you, using you at will.

i try to be a good girl and only use you late at night or early morning so that your noise doesn't bother anyone around. i certainly take you for granted, and get so angry when you fail me.

And, i know that no one knows the best way to use you except me!

love,
me

ummm ill never look at a dishwasher the same