See Walmart "customer" service department:  Bored to death complaints.  
(I guess?)
Other than a few funny lines, some sad stories - this thread is SPOOKY to me.
I do NOT want preservatives pumped into me.  That seems insane to me and oh, so non-organic!!  (Delaying the natural "process".)  And I know how the blood draining is done and the doll dress up stuff.  ICK!!!  Shudder!
Part of my hospice training was to go into the bowels of a funeral home and see the "goings on".  Well, not an actual... the equipment and full explanation.
I want cremated, but am 
deathly afraid of fires.  (Seriously, now folks.)  What if I am not dead?  And the fire seems MUCH too hot.  
So, I would have to have a "quickie" funeral.  I think by law without the embalming, for obvious reasons you must "move" quickly with the service - if you are having one.  Maybe just a memorial (?)
I did LOVE "Six Feet Under".  That was a great show.  I am NOT a fan of death and dying though.
Well, on that note:  Everyone have a very lovely day.  No slipping on the ice!  (That is what killed the Atkins Diet guy!)  Hmmmm, don't recall that as a death on my Six Feet show - come to think of it.
WILDCAT