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Jesse · 11-17-2010, 11:21 AM

Seven Funny Thoughts With Attitude

Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

11-17-2010, 11:21 AM	#13
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,783 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Seven Funny Thoughts With Attitude Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”