[tuffboi29]

Originally Posted by Rook

Hmm...
They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport
Could u imagine such a scenario?
"Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis"
- "My what?"
-"That..the um..prosthetic Penis"
{People in Line behind me probably lookin like this --> }
-"I can't.."
-"~Cough~ Why not?"
-"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.."
-"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.."
{Again, people staring --> , some actually taking 3 steps back }

Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious....

First of all...I am an Amtrack gold card carrier for a damn fine reason.


I have the greatest answer for such situations and type faces...

Look at the "guard" in question and say with all seriousness possibly mustered...

"I wish I had been this popular in school." And whip it out. What are they going to do..fine you for exposing a prosthetic penis they asked to see?

All the faces should then turn into faces..

Problem solved.

On a completely different note I think I know what I am doing next International Make Someone Uncomfortable Day.