[Mister Bent]

Now wearing: Black L.E.S. T-shirt over gray thermal, ruined wash jeans, black boots made for stomping faces, Mack Trucks belt buckle, Clark Bent specs.

Now eating: Nothing, waiting for dinner on the bosslady.

Now drinking: Water.

Now listening to: *chirp chirp of the Nextel

Smell like: Hours old Lacoste Essential, minty fresh breath.

Last person who made you smile: A cursing Dominican.

Last website visited: Hyperbole and a Half

Now leaving for: Trump Plaza in 30 mins.