12-11-2010, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne
I was 18 and visiting my parents for Christmas Vacation from college. Now I had just discovered vibrators and had never had an orgasm until the day I bought it. ANYHOW, seeing as this was the case, I could not bare to part with it. So what did I do? I took it home with me. When I arrive at my parents' house. I put my suitcase down. My then 7 yr old brother trips over my suitcase. Room gets quiet because everyone is trying to figure out what that BUZZING SOUND is. Of course I knew. But tried to play it off. My 7 yr old brother was kind enough to point out that it was coming from my suitcase. My dad (the pastor) reached into my suitcase and pulled out a glittery, hot pink, swirled like an ice cream cone VIBRATOR. Everyone kinda stands there in shock, when my little brother say " Hey I saw one of those things on that show dad watches on TV" .gif)
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Wow!!! thanks for the first belly laugh of the day!!!
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