12-12-2010, 12:14 AM
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So a few years back.... I had bought some things in Vegas (I had been dating a girl from there) It was time for me to get to the airport... so I had packed my things and off I went. I check in, then get to security and send my carry on into the shoot.... it gets stopped... they pull me aside and say.. do you have any knives ect. in your bag, I'm like.. Heaven's No... then they ask Can we look inside (like what would they do if I had said no?) lol Now mind you I still have no clue why they are stopping me...
So this older gentleman in his umm 60's pulls something outta my bag.. and says.. "I found it" I looked at him as he is holding my dick over his head waving it in the air.. another lady from the security comes "running" from the other side of the security line.. telling him to put it down.. (as if it was a gun, lol) she gets him to put it down (meanwhile I am mortified ) she says to me.. that isn't it is it.. I say NO... She says do you know what it is.... I say Yes....(cause NOW I remember)
I forgot to put the Hand cuff's into the suitcase!!
I was MORTIFIED!!
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