Since you guys liked the previous little Blast From the Past, I will share what happened a couple months to follow that mortifying experience. Parents decide to come visit for Spring Break...That was totally fine with me. Except that my dad found porn in my sisters VCR (thats right I said VCR) along with lube in her nightstand and my mom decided she would do my laundry while I was out and found lacey lingerie (and possibly a pair of handcuffs in my bedroom but that has never been confirmed). Having just found the vibrator in December, my dad calls my sister and me into OUR living room and says that he believes that we are "Sex Addicts" and that he would like to pray with us about it. UUMMMMMMMM...I wont even tell you how that little prayer went. But it was hard to keep a straight face! Mind you my sister and I were actually not that bad. According to my little brother, he remembers hearing my dad talk about it at their prayer groups, asking for prayers!!!! One member of their group suggested we were taken over by some type of sexual spirit that according to him was common in girls our age. Lets just say my parents dont snoop around anymore. SO GLAD my dad is past that phase!!
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