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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Satan in a Sunday Hat
Preferred Pronoun?:
Maow
Relationship Status:
Married
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: The Chemical Valley
Posts: 4,086
Thanks: 3,312
Thanked 8,737 Times in 2,565 Posts
Rep Power: 21474856
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Tonight at work:
Coworker 1: Holy shit, would you listen to that wind?
Coworker 2: I don't think it's the wind.
Coworker 1: Then what is it?
Coworker 2: Chainsaw?
Me: Well that's fantastic. Not only do I have to wade through snowbanks on my way home but NOW I have to worry about a serial killer?
Coworker 1: I can give you a ride home tonight.
Coworker 2: Heroic!
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bęte noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.
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