The following conversation that I just had with my 12 yr old little brother:
Brother: *thoughtful* Lynn....Whats a Queef????
ME: *trying to keep a straight face* Its....well...Ummmm...Its when a girl farts through her vagina (I know...I just didnt have the words)
Brother: Thats what I heard. I think a girl did that on the bus last week. It smelled like Peanut Butter. Do they usually smell like Peanut Butter?
Me: I have never been up, close, and personal with a Queef before. I wouldn't know.
Brother: Ok...
Later on Brother is washing dishes with his headphones on listening to music singing his own version of the Rhianna song "Whats My Name?" Which sounded like: "Oh NA NA...Whats my QUEEF? Oh NA NA...Whats my QUEEF?
That is all!
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